Wipe the sand. Claim the land.
In the ancient summer of the Great Burn, the Knights of Sand & Shade rode inflatable mounts across the surf to reclaim the lost Umbrella of Unity from the Sunblasted Shore. They were sunburned. They were brave. They brought snacks.  This isn't just a towel—it's a battlefield standard for off-duty Knights. Whether you're drying off after a swim, claiming territory by the water, or wrapping yourself like a post-battle burrito of glory, the Banner of the Salted Realm is your all-purpose symbol of relaxed dominance.
Emblazoned with the oversized Garbage Knights crest and sized for maximum sprawl, this towel was woven for legends who ride to the coast with sunblock and honor.

Product features
- Vibrant colors with crisp designs
- Soft polyester and cotton blend
- Durable and quick-drying fabric
- Multifunctional for various activities
- Available in three convenient sizes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: low heat