Not just a tank top. A tale in fabric.
At the height of the battle, a mattress dragon—Queen Sealyax, Scourge of Basements—descended from the attic. Her breath was musty, her coils coiled in bedbug lore. It is said her final words were “This isn’t even my final foam.” This isn’t your average sleeveless tee—it’s a wearable war story.
The "Clash of Cluttermoor" tank features a full-scale battle scene worthy of bard songs and garage legends. Knights vs Junk dragons. The fight for order against chaos is immortalized in ink, wrapped across a breathable battlefield of cotton blend comfort.
Whether you're lifting furniture or raising cold brews, you're wearing history. Proceeds from this purchase help fund our mission to provide low or no cost servies for the most vulnerable in our community, especially the elderly.
Product features
- Moisture-wicking material keeps you cool and dry
- Durable double needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Side seams provide structural support and hold shape
- Includes convenient size and care label
- Odor-resistant fabric for fresh feel throughout use
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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SKU: 19100621331597717659
$39.00Price
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